1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,567 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,308 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,918 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,659 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,706 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:14,013 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,015 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,104 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,670 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,108 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,761 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,068 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,983 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:30,029 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,943 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,902 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:34,903 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,297 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,603 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,953 ♪ 21 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:42,954 [waves crash] 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,047 [ukelele music] 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:54,010 ♪ 24 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,795 - [mumbling, snoring] 25 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:58,796 [mechanical grating] 26 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:01,060 - WHAT THE... 27 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:05,064 SPONGEBOB, DO YOU MIND? 28 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,936 [grunts] [glass shatters] 29 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,286 [heavy breathing] 30 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,375 AAH! 31 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,378 - OH, HEY, SQUIDWARD. WHAT YOU DOING? 32 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,251 - WHAT AM I DOING? 33 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,470 WHAT ARE YOUDOING? 34 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,690 - I AM SHARPENING MY TRUSTY SPATULA. 35 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,300 SPEAKING OF WHICH, ARE YOU GONNA STICK AROUND 36 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:25,693 FOR MORNING FRY COOK CALISTHENICS? 37 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:29,827 - CALI-WHAT? - [grunting] 38 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:33,614 OH! NYUH! 39 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:38,575 [grunting] 40 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:41,361 WALKING TO WORK, HUH, SQUIDWARD? - GO AWAY. 41 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:42,927 - CAN I WALK WITH YOU? - NO. 42 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:43,972 - PLEASE? - NO. 43 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,060 - PLEASE? - NO. 44 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,105 - PLEASE? - NO. 45 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,106 - PLEASE? - NO. 46 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,150 - PLEASE? - NO. 47 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,151 - PLEASE? - NO. 48 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,196 - PLEASE? - NO. 49 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:54,548 - PLEASE? - I... SAID... NO! 50 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,333 I WILL NOT WALK TO WORK WITH Y... 51 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,727 - OKAY. MAYBE TOMORROW THEN. 52 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,859 - [growls] 53 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:04,819 - I'LL HAVE TWO KRABBY PATTIES. 54 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:07,387 - OKAY, AND WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON... 55 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:10,825 [damp whoopee cushion rasp] 56 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,653 - DO YOU NEED A BREAK OR SOMETHING? 57 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,089 - HUH? OH, NO! 58 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,483 NO! THAT WAS NOT ME. 59 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:21,575 I SWEAR. [damp whoopee cushion rasp] 60 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,794 NO, WAIT, REALLY! [sputters, sighs] 61 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,709 [damp rasp] SPONGEBOB! 62 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,582 IT'S EMPTY! SEE, EMPTY! 63 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,193 - WOW, SQUIDWARD, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 64 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,760 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 65 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:35,502 [sizzling] MAYBE 'CAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN. 66 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:38,896 - OH. SQUIDWARD, THE GRILL IS ON. 67 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,550 - OH, REALLY? 68 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:43,771 AND DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT THIS GRILL IS... 69 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:47,166 [screaming] 70 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,428 - I GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 71 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,733 - [screaming continues] 72 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,040 - OKAY, SQUIDWARD, THIS SHOULD HELP. 73 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,303 - WHAT THE... AAH! OOH-OOH-AAH! 74 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,827 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. I'LL CATCH YOU. 75 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:57,828 - [screams] 76 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,221 [sizzling] 77 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,920 - AAH! 78 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:06,141 UH, I CAN FIX THIS. 79 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:09,405 [chime] 80 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,798 [chomp] 81 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,453 - [screams] - [screams] 82 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:16,020 - [screams] - THIS TIME I GOT YOU. 83 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,936 - [screams] 84 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,242 - [gasps] - [gasps] 85 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:23,376 - [mumbles incoherently] 86 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:27,597 - ME SODA MACHINE. [sobs] 87 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,252 - SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? HOW MANY FINGERS AM I... 88 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:32,603 - NO! [babbles] 89 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,912 - SQUIDWARD? WHAT'S... 90 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,087 - [screams] 91 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:43,961 [mumbling insanely] 92 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:47,487 - WELL, YOU REALLY SENT HIM OVER THE EDGE THIS TIME, BOY. 93 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,053 - TECHNICALLY, I DROVE HIM UP THE WALL. 94 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,753 - [mumbles crazily] 95 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:57,148 - OH, SPONGEBOB, I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. 96 00:03:57,149 --> 00:04:00,891 - PRESENT. P-PRESENT? FOR ME? 97 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,328 - NO, NO, CALM DOWN. 98 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:05,026 I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THIS TO YOU A LONG TIME AGO. 99 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:08,116 - WOW, SQUIDWARD. 100 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:11,424 MY VERY OWN "RESTRAINING ORDER." 101 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,382 UH, WHAT IS THAT? 102 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:16,037 - PERHAPS MY LAWYERS SHOULD EXPLAIN. 103 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:19,780 - WE ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF HARRY, COMBOVER, AND BALD... 104 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,825 SPECIALIZING IN RESTRAINING ORDER-ALOGICAL LAW, 105 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,045 AND HERE TO TELL ONE MR. SQUAREPANTS 106 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:26,743 YOU'VE BEEN SERVED! 107 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,702 - SERVED? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 108 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,530 SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE THESE GUYS... 109 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:33,750 - PER PARAGRAPH THREE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER, 110 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:36,187 YOU MAY NO LONGER SPEAK TO OUR CLIENT. 111 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:39,974 LIKEWISE, YOU MAY NOT COME WITHIN 15 FEET OF MR. SQUIDWARD 112 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,541 AT ANY TIME. 113 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,543 ANY INFRACTIONS OF THESE STATUTES 114 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:46,807 WILL RESULT IN SERIOUS JAIL TIME. 115 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,723 - CAN YOU MAKE KRABBY PATTIES FOR LOYAL KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS 116 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,986 DURING "SERIOUS JAIL TIME"? 117 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:55,381 - HUH? - [whispers indistinctly] 118 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:58,209 AND [whispers indistinctly]. 119 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,342 - NO. - [screams] 120 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,952 NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO! 121 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,303 - WELL, THEN FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES WE'VE EXPLAINED, 122 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,217 AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO. 123 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,742 - UH, SIRS, IF I CAN'T SPEAK TO 124 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,874 OR GET WITHIN 15 FEET OF SQUIDWARD, 125 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,789 HOW WILL WE GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE? 126 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,576 All: THAT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM. 127 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,189 - HMM. 128 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:24,192 [hornpipe music] 129 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:27,195 ♪ 130 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,631 THERE WE GO. 131 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,807 THREE KRABBY PATTIES, TWO LARGE KELPY KOLAS, 132 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,983 AND THREE FRIES, READY TO BE SERVED. 133 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,638 [bell chiming] 134 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:38,467 [ratcheting] 135 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:42,384 - HUH? [plank creaks] 136 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,473 [bell chiming] 137 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,562 - LET'S... OOF! 138 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,172 - OOPS! [clank] 139 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,783 SORRY ABOUT THAT, MR. KRABS. 140 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,263 IT'S JUST SO HARD TO GET THIS FOOD TO SQUIDWARD 141 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,048 WITHOUT VIOLATING THIS RESTRAINING ORDER. 142 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,658 - LET ME SEE THAT. 143 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,965 [damp rasp, damp rustle] 144 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,009 THANK YOU. 145 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,446 LOOK, BOY, I DON'T KNOW 146 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:03,405 WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS A RESTRAINING ORDER IS. 147 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,321 BUT I DO KNOW WHATEVER'S GOING ON HERE CLEARLY AIN'T WORKING! 148 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,845 NOW, I WANT THIS SHIP SAILING SMOOTHLY... ON THE DOUBLE! 149 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,369 OR I'LL BE FORCED TO REMOVE 150 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,241 MORE GOLD STARS FROM YOUR EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE CHART. 151 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,765 - [gasps] THINK, SPONGEBOB, THINK! 152 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,899 OH, I GOT IT! 153 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,206 - [throaty giggling] 154 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:26,646 [violent giggling] 155 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:27,690 - [sighs] 156 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:30,911 - [louder giggling] 157 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,566 - OH, IF I IGNORE IT, MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY. 158 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:36,612 - [giggling] - I THOUGHT NOT. 159 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:39,963 OKAY, PATRICK, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT! 160 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:44,838 - [throaty giggle] NOTICE ANYTHING... 161 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:49,712 DIFFERENT? HUH? HUH? 162 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,975 A HINT. 163 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,629 - PATRICK! 164 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,589 I AM NOT NOT PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND AND PLAY 165 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,851 "GUESS WHAT THE IDIOT'S THINKING" 166 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:00,462 WITH SQUIDWARD. GET BACK TO WORK. 167 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:04,335 - YEAH, PATRICK, GET BACK TO... WHAT WORK?! 168 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,903 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 169 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:10,080 KRABS. MR. KRABS? 170 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:13,693 - WHY ALL THE SHIVERING OF THE TIMBERS, MR. SQUIDWARD? 171 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:16,826 - MR. KRABS, THIS WILL NOT STAND. 172 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,089 - YOU'LL STAND. 173 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,179 OH, UNLESS YOU'D RATHER TALK WITH SPONGEBOB. 174 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,096 - [growls] 175 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,241 WHAT? 176 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,764 - CAN I WATCH YOU WORK? 177 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,244 - NO. - PLEASE? 178 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,680 - NO. - PLEASE? 179 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,334 - NO. - PLEASE? 180 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,335 - NO. 181 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,423 - PLEASE? - NO. 182 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,120 - PRETTY PLEASE? - NO! 183 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,166 NO, NO, NO! 184 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:55,082 [growls] GO AWAY, PATRICK. 185 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,431 GO AWAY, PATRICK. 186 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,519 PATRICK. 187 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,870 PATRICK. PATRICK! 188 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,263 PATRICK. 189 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,526 PATRICK. 190 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,443 PATRICK. 191 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,707 PATRICK. 192 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:16,190 [toilet flushes] PATRICK. 193 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,670 - MR. SQUIDWARD? - [yelps] 194 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,106 - TIME FOR YOUR BREAK. 195 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,412 - [sighs] DON'T MIND IF I DO. 196 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,676 [sighs] 197 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:28,246 NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND A BREAK THAN WITH A LITTLE COOL JAZZ. 198 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,987 [inhales] 199 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:34,600 [spits and blows] HUH? 200 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,341 - HI, SQUIDWARD. - HELLO... YOU. 201 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,821 - I JUST FINISHED CLEANING THE RESTROOM. 202 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,345 - OOH, THAT'S GREAT. 203 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,522 - I MOPPED THE FLOORS, I SHINED THE MIRRORS, 204 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,785 I SCRUBBED THE SINKS. - WONDERFUL. 205 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:48,483 - OH, YEAH, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED A NEW TOILET PLUNGER. 206 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,354 THIS ONE'S BROKEN. 207 00:08:49,355 --> 00:08:52,879 - PATRICK! [growls] 208 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,184 - NICE WORK, PATRICK. 209 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:59,015 BREAK TIME'S OVER, MR. SQUIDWARD. 210 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,626 - WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF MISERY. 211 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,149 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 212 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:05,456 - YES, I WOULD LIKE TWO DOUBLE FRIED KELP FRITTERS, 213 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,720 THREE KRUSTY KRAB CREAM-FILLED CORALS, 214 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,852 AND FOUR TRIPLE FATTY KRABBY PATTIES. 215 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,375 IS THAT TOO MUCH? 216 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,421 - THAT DEPENDS. - ON WHAT? 217 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:14,640 - HOW LONG DO YOU WANNA LIVE? 218 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,512 [laughs] OOF! - MM. 219 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:22,125 [laughs] - [babbling] 220 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:25,868 - [laughs] 221 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,131 SQUIDWARD'S FUNNY! 222 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,090 HEY, A BUTTON. 223 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,614 - OH, GRAMMY, I BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE. 224 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,398 SEABERRY PIE. 225 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,399 - [screams] 226 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,186 - YIKES! 227 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,710 - [grunts] 228 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,669 SEABERRIES. 229 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,716 I'M ALLERGIC TO... SEABERRIES. 230 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:52,025 THAT'S IT! I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO. 231 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,897 SPONGEBOB! 232 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,508 - YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST BUTTON I'VE EV... 233 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,727 [gasps] MONSTER! 234 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,903 - [grumbles] SPONGEBOB! 235 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,689 - IT'S AFTER SPONGEBOB! 236 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,038 YOU'RE RIGHT, BUTTON. 237 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,605 NO MONSTER'S GONNA EAT OUR FRIEND. 238 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,478 [growls, roars] 239 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,828 - SPONGEBO... [screams] NO! 240 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,961 NO, NO, NO. WAIT! 241 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:18,442 [struggling noises] 242 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,661 - OH, NO. 243 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,880 MY TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE FIGHTING. 244 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,272 BUT THIS RESTRAINING ORDER SAYS 245 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:25,058 I CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO BREAK IT OFF. 246 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:31,064 [grunting and groaning] 247 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,979 - HMM. 248 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,634 I'M SORRY, RESTRAINING ORDER, BUT MY FRIENDS NEED ME. 249 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:39,246 [screams] 250 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,204 STOP! 251 00:10:40,205 --> 00:10:42,336 - [grunts] 252 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,381 - GIVE ME THAT RESTRAINING ORDER! 253 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,644 - [whimpers] 254 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,471 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK AT THIS. 255 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,517 - SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO JAIL. 256 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,388 - SQUIDWARD? 257 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,826 DID YOU KNOW THE MONSTER WAS SQUIDWARD? 258 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,350 WELL, WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME? 259 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,439 - I VIOLATED THE RESTRAINING ORDER. 260 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,660 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 261 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,923 - QUIT BELLYACHING, AND HAND ME A PEN. 262 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:07,970 - [sobbing] HERE YOU GO. 263 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:12,192 - STOP THE WATERWORKS! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO JAIL. 264 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,454 - I'M NOT? 265 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,109 - NO, I'M RELEASING YOU FROM THIS ORDER. 266 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,502 - REALLY, SQUIDWARD? 267 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,462 - AND ADDING SOMEONE WHO'S MUCH MORE DESERVING. 268 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:24,552 - SORRY, BUTTON. 269 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:29,383 - NO, PATRICK. YOU! 270 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:33,997 - OH! [laughs] 271 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,308 [ukelele music] 272 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:46,967 ♪ 273 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:54,364 - UGH, SUCH A TIRED DAY AT THE OFFICE. 274 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,497 BOY, AM I FAMISHED. 275 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,890 I SURE WISH I KNEW 276 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,458 THE BEST RESTAURANT IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 277 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,286 [sniffing] 278 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:07,290 FROM WHERE HAS THIS GLORIOUS SCENT COME? 279 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,511 - HARK, THE ODOR YOU SEEK IS BEFORE YOU. 280 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,122 - AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 281 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,256 WHERE THE TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEAS 282 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:21,391 IS GRILLED TO PERFECTION BY OUR EXPERT FRY COOK 283 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,525 AND SERVED WITH A SMILE BY OUR FRIENDLY WAITER. 284 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:28,572 [dolphin chirping] 285 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:32,576 - PATRICK GOBBLES DOWN THE PATTIES...[eating sounds] 286 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:36,363 - WAIT A MINUTE! WHY AM I DRESSED IN A LEOTARD? 287 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,581 - OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE MASCOT. 288 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,760 - EH, I DON'T THINK SO. 289 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:48,462 WE NEED A GIMMICK THAT'S NOTHING SHORT OF A MASTERPIECE. 290 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,768 - OH, I KNOW! 291 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,118 "WIN A DATE WITH SQUIDWARD" TUESDAYS. 292 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,511 - HMM. 293 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:58,777 - [sighs] 294 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,082 [inhales deeply] 295 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,477 [long, loud sigh] 296 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,435 [deeper inhale] 297 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:09,439 [sighs louder] 298 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,311 [exaggerated breath] 299 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,748 [sighs] - OH, FOR DOLPHIN'S SAKE. 300 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:17,186 DO TELL WHAT'S TROUBLING YOU SO. 301 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,667 - MR. KRABS DOESN'T THINK MY IDEAS ARE HELPING. 302 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,103 - SHOCKING. 303 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,322 - I JUST WANT TO HELP HIM FIND 304 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,454 THE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY GIMMICK. 305 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,892 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'D BETTER STOP BOTHERING ME 306 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,807 AND PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAP. 307 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,374 - GREAT IDEA, SQUIDWARD! 308 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,028 - THAT'LL KEEP HIM OUT OF MY HAIR. 309 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,814 [engine revving] 310 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,511 [machinery rumbling] 311 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,165 - [grunting] 312 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,647 - OF COURSE, HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE. 313 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,489 TO EACH HIS OWN. 314 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:03,885 - MUSTARD! - YES, YOUR FREAKISHNESS. 315 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,495 [sighs] 316 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:09,717 - LIKE OUR OWN FLEETING EXISTENCE, 317 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:13,765 AN UNTIMELY END HAS COME UPON THIS KRABBY VALUE MEAL. 318 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,468 - GOOD RIDDANCE. 319 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,078 WHAT'S THIS? 320 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,646 SOMETHING'S FAMILIAR ABOUT THOSE KETCHUP SWIRLS. 321 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,691 [gasps] SWEET NEPTUNE! 322 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,258 COULD THAT HAVE BEEN... 323 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,130 - YEAH, YEAH, ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING. 324 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,393 NOW HELP ME WITH THE GARBAGE, MR. SQUIDWARD. 325 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,787 - THAT'S NOT GARBAGE. IT'S A FIASCO. 326 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,225 - OKAY, LET'S NOT OVERDO IT. 327 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,226 - NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT. 328 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,664 IT'S THE WORK OF FIASCO, THE ARTIST. 329 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,928 HE WAS FEATURED IN LAST MONTH'S ART WONKMAGAZINE. 330 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,277 - HEH, YOU CALL THIS ART? 331 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,062 LOOKS LIKE A SWABBY'S FOOTLOCKER. 332 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,151 - OH, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 333 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,544 THE DARK DENIM, THE DISMAL STATEMENTS, 334 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,199 THE EXTENSIVE USE OF RED AND YELLOW! 335 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,550 THIS IS DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS EARLY ABSTRACT EXPERIMENTS. 336 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:04,511 - OOH, WHAT IS THIS? - THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC FIASCO. 337 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,339 [gasping] both: A FIASCO? 338 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,081 All: OOH! 339 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,865 - AN ORIGINAL FIASCO, YOU SAY? 340 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:14,521 - HE'S ONE OF THE FAMOUS PICTURE DRAWING "ARTEESTS." 341 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,524 - JUST LOOK AT HIS AUDACIOUS USE OF PICKLE IN THIS PIECE. 342 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,830 - WHAT'S YOUR ASKING PRICE? 343 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:23,922 -OH, IT'S SIMPLY NOT FOR SALE, NOT EVEN FOR $1 MILLION. 344 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,925 - HOLD IT! I'LL TAKE $1 MILLION FOR IT. 345 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,492 - IT'S NOT YOURS TO SELL. I FOUND IT. 346 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,582 - ME PLATE, ME BUNS, ME MUSTARD, ME FIASCO! 347 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,107 - YOU TRIED TO THROW IT AWAY! IT'S MINE. 348 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,065 - LET'S NOT BE HASTY. 349 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:40,329 IT BELONGS TO NEITHER OF YOU. 350 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:45,117 FARFEL BAINBRIDGE, CURATOR OF THE BIKINI BOTTOM ART MUSEUM. 351 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:49,034 WE CURATORS HAVE A WAY OF SNIFFING THESE THINGS OUT. 352 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:52,776 HMM... [sniffing] 353 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,736 [gasps] IT'S AUTHENTIC, 354 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,782 WHICH MAKES THIS A NATIONAL TREASURE! 355 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,307 [cheering] 356 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:06,312 AND FOR PRESERVATION, IT MUST BE HERMETICALLY SEALED. 357 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,183 [inhales, blows whistle] 358 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,708 AND GUARDED BY BIKINI BOTTOM'S FINEST. 359 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,929 - READY FOR DUTY, SIR. - GREAT IDEA, FARKLE. 360 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,713 GOTTA PROTECT ME VALUABLE PROPERTY. 361 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,455 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU. 362 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:23,329 IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM. 363 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:27,637 UNFORTUNATELY, THEY'LL HAVE TO SET FOOT IN THIS GREASE TRAP 364 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,336 TO GET A LOOK AT THIS GREAT PIECE OF ART. 365 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:34,731 - OH, SO NOW YOU'RE A RESTAURANT CRITIC. 366 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,733 STEP UP, STEP UP, 367 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,909 FOR YOUR FREE GLIMPSE AT THE FIASCO MASTERPIECE. 368 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,347 ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE HAD YOUR LOOK. 369 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,522 NOW HOLD UP YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN. 370 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,916 - TWO KRABBY PATTIES PLEASE. - EACH! 371 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,702 [ominous music] 372 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:54,229 - SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME TODAY, HUH? 373 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,754 NO KRABBY PATTY IN SIGHT... 374 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,973 WHA... WHAT'S THIS? 375 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,758 LOOKS LIKE A CHEWED-UP KRABBY PATTY... 376 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,979 A PERFECT SAMPLE FROM WHICH TO REVERSE ENGINEER 377 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,676 A WHOLE KRABBY PATTY! 378 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,678 THANKS, EUGENE. 379 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,986 YOU JUST MADE MY JOB A WHOLE LOT EASIER. 380 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,423 - [sniffing] 381 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,774 [sighs] - [screams] 382 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,082 - I'D KNOW THAT SCREAM ANYWHERE! IT'S ME PROFITS DYING! 383 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,910 [wheels squeaking] 384 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,999 STOP THAT THIEF! 385 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,740 - DON'T WORRY, KRABS, 386 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,742 I'M JUST TAKING OUT THE TRASH FOR YOU. 387 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,570 - STOP! THIEF! 388 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,703 [alarm blares] 389 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,618 [sirens wailing] 390 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,099 - [laughing] THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. 391 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,362 PLANKTON, OLD BOY, YOU'RE HOME FREE. 392 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:44,888 [sirens wailing] 393 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,803 - STOP, THIEF! - AAH! 394 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,936 [panting] 395 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:52,158 WHAT'S WITH THE POLICE? IT'S JUST A BAG OF GARBAGE! 396 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,168 WHAT'S GOING ON? 397 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,474 - HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE HERE? 398 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:09,913 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT... MY STOMACH FEELS ALL TINGLY. 399 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,829 - MINE DOES TOO. 400 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,311 - HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU IN THE CHAIR. 401 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,096 DON'T MOVE! 402 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,576 [screen ripping] 403 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,579 [suspenseful music] 404 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:28,194 ♪ 405 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:34,069 [police radio chatter] 406 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,595 - [sneezes] 407 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,859 BLASTED POLLEN ALLERGIES! 408 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,776 [shrieks, gasps] 409 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,959 [sighs] I SHOULD BE SAFE IN SPACE. 410 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,918 [door opening] 411 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,572 - STOP, THIEF! 412 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,400 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 413 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:05,882 [door opening, shuttle beeping] 414 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:11,801 [panting] 415 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,152 HELLO? HELLO? 416 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,763 OPEN UP, OPEN UP! 417 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,591 - DO YOU MIND? 418 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:22,377 SOME OF US HAVE NOTHING TO DO TOMORROW MORNING. 419 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,859 - WAIT, WHAT? 420 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:29,428 HEY, KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. 421 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,040 OKAY, YOU TWO, AGAINST THE WALL. 422 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,871 THAT'S IT, NICE AND SLOW. 423 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,309 YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME! 424 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,658 EVER SINCE I LEFT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 425 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,312 I'VE HAD ALL KINDS OF HEAT ON ME. 426 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,793 IT'S SO BIZARRE! 427 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,012 NORMALLY, WHEN I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB, 428 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,754 IT'S KRABS WHO CHASES ME, NOT A BUNCH OF COPS! 429 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,279 SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, START TALKING, 430 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,368 OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER TO THE SPOON, SEE? 431 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,196 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 432 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,329 THAT PARTIALLY EATEN KRABBY PATTY ISN'T JUST GARBAGE. 433 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,636 IT'S A WORK OF ART. IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE. 434 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,246 - REALLY? 435 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,596 - SO YOU SEE WHY MR. KRABS IS TRYING TO GET IT BACK. 436 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,382 - INTERESTING. 437 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,341 IT APPEARS I'VE WON MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR. 438 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,126 - PLANKTON, YOU'VE STOLEN A PRICELESS WORK OF ART. 439 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,998 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO. 440 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,480 - YOU MEAN HOLD ONTO IT UNTIL IT'S REALLY WORTH SOMETHING? 441 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,264 - NO, YOU NEED TO TURN YOURSELF IN. 442 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,615 - TURN MYSELF... WHAT? 443 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,139 IF I GO DOWN, WE ALL GO DOWN. 444 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,577 YOU'RE HARBORING AN ART THIEF! - WHO'S THAT? 445 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,970 - ME, YOU IMBECILE. - WHAT? 446 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,407 NOT ONLY THAT, 447 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,843 YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE TO THE CRIME, YEAH. 448 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,801 - REALLY? 449 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,021 - AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT GARY'S AN ACCOMPLICE TOO! 450 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,588 [Gary meows] 451 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,633 - NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! 452 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,680 - NO, YOU HAVE, CRIMINAL ACCOMPLICE! 453 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,377 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CALLING ME THAT. 454 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,901 - BELIEVE IT, MAN-BOY. - HEY! 455 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,948 WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE? [munching] 456 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,776 I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SHUT-EYE. 457 00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:00,301 - PATRICK... WHAT ARE YOU EATING? 458 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,913 - THOSE HORS D'OEUVRES YOU LEFT ON THE TABLE. 459 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,611 [gasping] 460 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,177 [chewing] 461 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,396 [gulps] 462 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,180 [burps] NOT BAD. 463 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:13,358 - NOW PATRICK IS HARBORING STOLEN MERCHANDISE IN HIS BELLY! 464 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,534 - OH, HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE TOO! 465 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,537 - HERE THEY ARE, OFFICERS. 466 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,669 THESE IDIOTS HAVE BEEN CAUSING A RUCKUS, 467 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:23,150 INTERRUPTING MY BEAUTY SLEEP. 468 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,499 - WELL, WELL, WELL, 469 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,893 IF IT ISN'T THE ART THIEF HIMSELF. 470 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,025 DROP THE SPOON. 471 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,332 - YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT. 472 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,855 - WHAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ALL"? 473 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,988 I'M NOT UNDER ARREST. I-I... THESE ARE IDIOTS! 474 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,339 THEY'RE CAUSING A RUCKUS. I WANT SLEEP. 475 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,517 [bars sliding shut] 476 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,998 - THANKS FOR CLEARING THIS WHOLE MESS UP, MR. KRABS. 477 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,695 - OF COURSE, OFFICER. 478 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:49,307 HEH, CAN'T LET ME FRY COOK ROT IN THIS PLACE. 479 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,047 IT'D RUIN ME BUSINESS! 480 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:54,529 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THE FIASCO'S FINITO'D. 481 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,271 [crying] 482 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,881 - [snaps] 483 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,581 MR. KRABS, I THINK I HAVE THE SOLUTION. 484 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,498 - THANKS VERY MUCH. ENJOY THE SHOW. 485 00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,587 YOU SURE SAVED THE DAY, BOYO. 486 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,284 - MY PLEASURE, SIR. 487 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:13,679 AND I THINK PATRICK LIKES IT TOO. 488 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,115 [electricity buzzes] 489 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:19,685 all: OOH! AHH. 490 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:22,078 - [laughing] 491 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,819 X-RAYS TICKLE. 492 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,127 - SUCH ARTISTIC GENIUS. 493 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,302 [grunts] 494 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,783 I'LL NEVER PAINT AGAIN! 495 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,829 [grunting] 496 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,092 - HEY, DON'T I GET A PHONE CALL?